NOBODY MESSES WITH THE CONSTITUTION!
You should also go see the picture of him fighting Darth Vader.
On a less satirical note, click the pic below to see an incredible interactive panorama of the swearing in.
Do try it the full screen option.
(Action figure seen at BoingBoing. LDA sent me the link for the Obama-rama.)
And finally, seen from Janice Gelb, but we’re not sure who wrote it:
We, the United States of America , your top quality
supplier of the ideals of liberty and democracy,
would like to apologize for our 2001-2008 interruption
in service. The technical fault that led to this eight-
year service outage has been located, and the software
responsible was replaced November 4. Early tests of
the newly installed program indicate that we are now
operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully
functional on January 20. We apologize for any
inconvenience caused by the outage. We look forward
to resuming full service and hope to improve in
years to come. We thank you for your patience and
The United States of America
In keeping with our occasional “where’s my flying car?” motif, I thought I’d pass along this little goody. The Denver Post reports that daredevil Eric Scott successfully avoided plummeting to his death in Royal Gorge with a 135-pound rocket-powered backpack strapped to him.
The pack, designed by aerospace engineer Eric Strauss, carried Scott across the 1,500 foot wide, 1,053 foot deep canyon. According to the Post, he had 33 seconds of fuel, and made it across in 25. Plenty of time to spare!
Troy Widgery, founder of Jetpack International, the company that created the pack, is pursuing a childhood dream. Next up, he says, is a pack with three turbines, capable of staying aloft for nine minutes and crossing the Grand Canyon.
Update: CBS News has the story, too. Both the Denver Post and CBS have video of the flight, and CBS has an interview with Scott. CBS is saying the flight took either 21 or 23 seconds, and he had a total of 30 seconds of hydrogen peroxide fuel. Either way, he made it with about 7 seconds to spare. Heh.
I am grateful for early voting. No lines. Paper ballot. Clean paper trail. I’m sure something evil could be done but not as transparently as with touch screens.
From the tone of discussion here at Eat Our Brains, you can probably guess we tend lefty.
It probably came as no surprise that I voted for the “Tiger Woods guy.”
Now I have to spend the entire next week with my flimbers krossed.
Makes for tricky typing that.
So, I finished* the revisions to the book last night**, and then I went to sleep. In my dream I had planted trees in my front yard–one or two saplings. I was trying to make sure they got enough water and was very worried about whether they would survive. It was all also very muddy and messy. (This may have something to do with the fact that we were having sewer problems yesterday. Ugh.)
Then I looked around and realized I had several trees in my front yard. And they were big! I had these big beautiful trees and I hadn’t known how quickly they’d grow! But then I got mad because:
- I hadn’t planted them the right distance apart (they were in this really haphazard configuration–some crowding each other);
- They STILL weren’t getting enough water; and
- When I looked more closely I saw they were actually weird looking and kind of ugly, because I had chopped off all these limbs from them. I remember looking at them and thinking, what the hell was I thinking??
Shaddup, Subconscious, sez I. I got the damn thing finished. Are you ever satisfied?
(really cool tree picture, “Weird Tree,” by RJA Digital, published under a Creative Commons copyright 2.5 – non-commercial use only, share-alike.)