Just In Time for Christmas!
Madeleine Robins

It’s the Dismember Me Plush Zombie! Just one of the nifty zombie-centric products in this season’s Think Geek catalog. In addition to our cuddly falling-apart guy above, there’s also an RC Zombie:

Zombie appreciation:

For those who fear our Zombie Overlords, there’s advice:

And protective coloring: the Brain Gelatin mold allows you to make a lifelike brain and eat it, so passing zombies will think you’re part of the in crowd, undead-wise.

You know you want one. Or maybe two. For friends. Or fiends.
And finally:

If you’re planning on making treats for your friends this holiday season, why not invest in a fetus cookie cutter? Be the first one on your block to bite the head off an unborn baby! (Mommy, where do Baby Zombies come from?)
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2 Comments »

December 3rd, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Gosh, if you make these cookies and embed them in jello…
December 4th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
The Evil In Me ™ really wants to make batches of fetus cookies and hand them out to protesters at Woman’s Health Clinics.
I am not a nice person, really.