To My Fellow True Christian Conservatives,

I’m writing to you today to warn you of a great threat to our American values and way of life. You may know that this country will soon hold elections to determine the Presidency and Vice-Presidency of the United States of America.

We all understand that the Democrat Party is Satan’s tool and that Hussein Obama is a Muslim. Therefore, they are to be shunned.

Recent polls indicate that 40% of you plan to vote for John McCain and Sarah Palin, and that 10% of you are undecided.

These poll numbers show that many True Christian Conservatives have been deceived by what is known as ‘spin’.  You know the facts, but clever re-interpretations of their meanings have caused you to be unable to accurately evaluate their implications.

As your Spiritual Leader, it is my duty to inform you of the Truth, as disturbing as that Truth may be.

THE TRUTH ABOUT JOHN MCCAIN:

We have all along suspected that John McCain isn’t a True Christian Conservative. None of us knows what church he actually attends or who his Spiritual Leader is, if any. We do know these things:

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Several different “Interactive Electoral Maps” for the 2008 Smackdown are available online . . . but my favorite is at http://projects.washingtonpost.com/2008/pick-your-president/.  This one allows you to screw with the Electoral College in all sorts of ways, much as you probably did with your Actual College.

The best thing about this map, to me, is that it includes options for splitting up the Electoral Votes of Maine and Nebraska.  You see, unlike every other state in the Union, Maine and Nebraska do not have a winner-take-all policy regarding their Electoral Votes for President.  Instead, they use the “Congressional District Method,” in which the popular-vote winner of each Congressional District is awarded one Electoral Vote (just as each district has one Congressperson), and the state’s overall popular-vote winner is awarded the remaining two Electoral Votes (just as each state has two Senators).

So far, in actual practice, this has never resulted in a split Electoral Vote for either Maine or Nebraska.  But I want to believe that 2008 could be different, particularly in Nebraska.  For one thing, Nebraska’s 1st Congressional District is home to the University of Nebraska, where support for Senator Obama is reported to be strong . . . and the 2nd District is basically the city of Omaha, which (among other blue-leaning factors) is the home of billionaire, philanthropist, and Obama-supporter Warren Buffett.  (You can forget about the 3rd District, though.  They’re red ’til they’re dead.)

I’ve had a lot of fun playing Electoral God with the map as a whole, making swing-states like Ohio and Pennsylvania swing first one way and then the other.  But somehow I can never manage to convince myself, even for a make-believe moment, that Florida will ever wind up in the blue column.  (Comedienne Sarah Silverman thinks there’s a way it could happen, however.)

My favorite tweak of the map — and note that “favorite” doesn’t mean that I think it’s either likely or desirable, but wackily possible – gives WA, OR, CA, WI, MI, IL, IN, OH, PA, NY, VT, ME, RI, CT, DE, MD, NJ, HI,  and DC to Senator Obama.  Everything else goes to Senator McCain.

This results in a 269 to 269 tie, which throws the election into the U.S. House of Representatives.

Unless . . .

You click that tiny little box that represents Nebraska’s 2nd District, turning it blue.

And then, with its one Electoral Vote, OMAHA SAVES THE WORLD!!!

Well, I mean, jeez.

SOMEbody has to.

Even Badenov is reaching for deniability.  What’s next?  Gophers?

I’m baaaaack!

Yeah, it’s been pretty dead in here for far too long. There have been a lot of reasons for that, and I’m delighted to see Morgan posting this past week.

One major reason for my not writing, that I haven’t mentioned before, is that I’ve been needing to spit out some poison for some time now. I’ve been planning this long, angsty post for the past couple of weeks. I started it today, then, as happens so often, I found myself saying “Hey, frak this. I wanna play with the toys!”

So I today uploaded my very firstest YouTube vid. Go Me!

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It is further evidence (as if that were needed) that the rest of Two-Headed Baby is wise to not allow me to sing with the band. It’s completely unedited, no audio or video processing whatsoever. I’m inordinately pleased with it.

I  probably still need to get that angsty post out of my system. But not today.

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Here is something fun. Sky and Telescope reports that the Hubble has spotted an unidentified object out in the far reaches of space.

What’s its distance? That would certainly be a first step to figuring it out, but only the broadest constraints can be put on its distance. Its lack of parallax motion means that it can’t be closer than about 130 light-years, and a lack of cosmic hydrogen absorption in its spectrum means that it can’t be farther than 11 billion light-years (when “distance” is defined by light travel time). That leaves a lot of leeway.

Wasn’t it our very own Sean who was speculating that all we need to do to attract the attention of the transdimensional gods is to muck around with, say, 5% of the known universe? Or was it Stuart? (I know, I know — that dot is a lot less than 5%. But it sure sounds interesting) (via Gizmodo)

Updated below.

The Caribbean island nation of Haiti has been hammered by Fay, Gustav, and Hannah. According to CNN, over two hundred are dead due to storms, and thousands are starving, in need of food and water, even as Hurricane Ike bears down.

Charity Navigator, an independent organization that rates charities, lists several organizations rushing to respond, here. I’ve chosen the American Red Cross for my own donation, but there are many other worthy organizations you can choose from.
Please help if you can. The need is urgent! Don’t delay. Online donation only takes a couple of minutes, and even a five-dollar donation can make a difference.

09 Sep 08 Update: Ike has passed over Haiti and more people have been killed. It’s a tiny, impoverished country, and the people have very little means to rebuild. The Caribbean is just getting hammered, folks. Please, do what you can to help.

Walter Jon Williams explains the connection:

 I had an essay half-written on the Olympics before my life got busy, and then the Olympics were over, and the whole effort became irrelevant. But it’s suddenly grown a strange resonant pertinence, so here I go.

I intended to comment on the various Chinese attempts to control the Olympics and its public perception, and how so much backfired because autocratic Chinese officials were so deeply clueless as to the new technology, and to how a free information society operates. 

What I wasn’t expecting from Walter’s essay was  the painfully explicit parallels between the behavior of the Chinese government and the behavior of the authorities in the Twin Cities of Minnesota.

Do read the whole thing.

I found something nifty. A group of citizens concerned about the state of science and technology in the US kicked off an effort which is now co-sponsored by 38,000 scientists, engineers, and scientific/ engineering/ mathematics organizations, to quiz the presidential candidates on their knowledge of and positions regarding important scientific issues of the day.

Science Debate 2008 has posed a series of questions to each candidate on subjects ranging from climate change to energy to education to stem cell research and ocean health.

No response is up yet from McCain, but you can see Obama’s answers to the top 14 questions here. Here’s a taste of his position on one of my topics of concern, climate change:

Specifically, I will implement a market-based cap-and-trade system to reduce carbon emissions by the amount scientists say is necessary: 80 percent below 1990 levels by 2050. I will start reducing emissions immediately by establishing strong annual reduction targets with an intermediate goal of reducing emissions to 1990 levels by 2020. A cap- and-trade program draws on the power of the marketplace to reduce emissions in a cost- effective and flexible way. I will require all pollution credits to be auctioned.

I am impressed with his specificity, here. A reduction of 80% below 1990 levels by 2050 is what climate scientists say is needed to forestall the worst effects of climate change. I’ve seen arguments made for and against cap-and-trade, versus a carbon tax. I’m no economist, but from what I have read from the experts, cap-and-trade should work, as long as it’s well thought out, and I would support this. (More on this if y’all are interested; just let me know.)

His answers to several of the other questions are equally thoughtful and have real specifics.  I’ll be interested to see McCain’s responses.

This is just a quick post — if I get time, I will delve into some of his answers and discuss his positions further, but my first impression is, damn — it sure will be nice if we can get a smart person back in the White House again. Digits overlapped…

And kudos to the people who thought this up — we need to be asking our leaders these kinds of questions.

Damn. I have a new favorite song today.

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You can watch it full-screen in high-def if you click the link for that. Hardened old radical that I am, not much makes me cry any more. But this one did.

Saw it on Booman Tribune a few minutes ago. Click the pic.

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Tor.Com has just published my post-Reflex Millie and Davy story, “Shade” with this incredible Eric Fortune illustration.

Besides being able to read the story at the site, various DRM-free download formats are available:  PDF, Mobi-Pocket, HTML, and Sony, as well as an MP3 of me reading it.

Thanks, Tor!

…did anyone notice?

I’ve been a baaaaaad blogger.  That is, to say, a non-existent blogger.  It started when mySQL problems at Digitalnoir.com caused me blog to become intermittant and then got worse when one of my efforts to fix the thing caused it to break further.  The outcome on this is still pending but I’ll try to get it up and going.  I will post further news as it comes.

It’s a bit like this door mat available online.

I’m not sure where I saw this one a couple of weeks ago; probably some damn poliblog. Yes, I’ve slipped. A bit. Trying to quit again….

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My fondness for medical dramas, medical mysteries, medical documentaries, plague thrillers and the like doubtless has its genesis in shows like Doctor Kildare and Ben Casey (I liked Kildare better because Casey’s arms were too hairy.  I was very young).

These days as a consumer of Modern Medicine(tm), I’m frequently awed by all the cool stuff they can do, the extraordinary leaps medical science has made in my lifetime.  But I was reminded of another leap while reading a TV Guide that Sarcasm Girl brought me back from her vacation.  It had Illya Kuryakin on the cover (I was young, okay?) and listings of television shows from 1965 that I barely remember (and others I remember embarrassingly well). There was also a bound-in ad for medical insurance.  It notes in tones of alarm that the average cost of an overnight stay in the hospital had doubled in ten years.  From $18.35 to $36.83.

So I got curious: what’s the average cost of an overnight stay nowadays?  Granted, it’s forty years later, and nothing I know of has gotten less expensive.  But I googled about, and the best estimate I could find was around $1000 a night.  I assume that is not including tests, medication, surgical and medical services and soap in the shower: just the room with all its cool technology, and the nurses and orderlies and support staff.

I do understand the concept of overhead, of the hospital having to pay electricity and water bills and the salaries of everyone from the CEO to the janitor.  To keep the paint fresh and make sure the rooms are dust-free and the linens changed.  And I know that the new, cool technology comes with large price tags.  But holy hats.  27 times the 1965 cost, just for a night in the hospital.

Jane Eyre had it right: “I must keep very well and not die.”

People don’t like bad news. They get irritated with environmental scientists and advocates who hit them with warnings. “Alarmists!” is a favorite pejorative.

I don’t like upsetting my friends, either, so I have been cowardly, and stopped posting on the ongoing march of destruction of the planet’s species. But this table, posted at Deep-Sea News by science blogger Peter Etnoyer, was pulled from his colleague Jeremy B. C. Jackson’s recent publication in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. The table really says it all, and people do need to know. Even if we don’t want to.

Kate Wilhelm has a short story called “The Chosen.” It depicts the forests of the future, which have fallen silent. And still we mine them. This table is a glimpse at the reality that story predicted.

We are devouring our world. We are devouring our children’s future. Just thought you should know.