Several different “Interactive Electoral Maps” for the 2008 Smackdown are available online . . . but my favorite is at http://projects.washingtonpost.com/2008/pick-your-president/.Â This one allows you to screw with the Electoral College in all sorts of ways, much as you probably did with your Actual College.
The best thing about this map, to me, is that it includes options for splitting up the Electoral Votes of Maine and Nebraska.Â You see, unlike every other state in the Union, Maine and Nebraska do not have a winner-take-all policy regarding their Electoral Votes for President.Â Instead, they use the “Congressional District Method,” in which the popular-vote winner of each Congressional DistrictÂ is awardedÂ one Electoral Vote (just as each district hasÂ one Congressperson), and the state’s overall popular-vote winner is awarded the remaining two Electoral Votes (just as each state has two Senators).
So far, in actual practice, this has never resulted in a split Electoral Vote for either Maine or Nebraska.Â Â But I want to believe that 2008 could be different, particularly in Nebraska.Â For one thing, Nebraska’s 1st Congressional District is home to the University of Nebraska, where support for Senator Obama is reported to be strong . . . and the 2nd District is basically the city of Omaha, which (among other blue-leaning factors) is the home of billionaire, philanthropist, and Obama-supporter Warren Buffett.Â (You can forget about the 3rd District, though.Â They’re red ’til they’re dead.)
I’ve had a lot of fun playing Electoral God with the map as a whole, making swing-states like Ohio and PennsylvaniaÂ swing first one way and then the other.Â But somehow I can never manage to convince myself, even for a make-believe moment, that Florida will ever wind up in the blue column.Â (Comedienne Sarah Silverman thinks there’s a way it could happen, however.)
My favorite tweak of the map — and note that “favorite” doesn’t mean that I think it’s either likely or desirable,Â but wackily possibleÂ — gives WA, OR, CA, WI, MI, IL, IN, OH, PA, NY, VT, ME, RI, CT, DE, MD, NJ, HI,Â and DC to Senator Obama.Â Everything else goes to Senator McCain.
This results in a 269 to 269 tie, which throws the election into the U.S. House of Representatives.
Unless . . .
You click that tiny little box that represents Nebraska’s 2nd District,Â turning it blue.
And then, with its one Electoral Vote,Â OMAHA SAVES THE WORLD!!!
Well, I mean, jeez.
SOMEbody has to.