For True Christian Conservatives
Rory Harper
To My Fellow True Christian Conservatives,
I’m writing to you today to warn you of a great threat to our American values and way of life. You may know that this country will soon hold elections to determine the Presidency and Vice-Presidency of the
We all understand that the Democrat Party is Satan’s tool and that Hussein Obama is a Muslim. Therefore, they are to be shunned.
Recent polls indicate that 40% of you plan to vote for John McCain and Sarah Palin, and that 10% of you are undecided.
These poll numbers show that many True Christian Conservatives have been deceived by what is known as ‘spin’. You know the facts, but clever re-interpretations of their meanings have caused you to be unable to accurately evaluate their implications.
As your Spiritual Leader, it is my duty to inform you of the Truth, as disturbing as that Truth may be.
THE TRUTH ABOUT JOHN MCCAIN:
We have all along suspected that John McCain isn’t a True Christian Conservative. None of us knows what church he actually attends or who his Spiritual Leader is, if any. We do know these things:
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