Thanks to the kindness of ‘persky’, who has actually memorized all of our posts here, word for word, and sent me a typed copy of them, we can begin to recover the Sacred Works that were lost in our recent server crash. I’ll be posting them over the next day or so, along with the comments. The original posters will likely have to re-add the associated graphics.

Mucho props and big sloppy wet kisses to persky!!!!

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This is so obvious that I’m amazed that we haven’t done it before.

Maybe we haven’t because it’s so obvious…

And I swear to Romero that I didn’t hit Google and notice that there are 2,800 hits for the phrase ‘Zombie Haiku’ before I wrote this.

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Erin’s at the door

She’s making more mac and cheese

Needs a cup of brains

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Since zombies can’t swim

We thought the island was safe

But the damned things float

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My son’s doctor said

Teen zombie ADHD

Is cured by shotguns

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Being eaten hurts

Sadly, you don’t have a choice

Vicodin might help

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Safe sex with zombies

Requires more than a condom

Abstinence is best

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No motorcycle?

Don’t say I didn’t warn you

Now you’re really screwed

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Zombie politics –

When we’re the majority

You’ll see some real change

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Your touch has grown cold

The romance has died, my dear

Kiss my flamethrower

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Your brain smells soooo good

I’m allergic to shampoo

Shave your head for me?

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I just now noticed

That Republican undead

All look like McCain

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Okay, fine — so they’re not all staggering works of genius. Let’s see you do better.

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And – Here’s a bonus haiku just for you:

I’m not a zombie

But food is scarce since the plague

You smell better each day

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I’m going to try to start restoring some of our lost posts tonight, if I can keep my ADHD self focused for long enough.

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In the meantime, I commend Don Was’s site to you. He’s a long-time famous music producer and musician, and the site has a zillion videos of various recording sessions posted.

Perhaps my favorite among them is ‘I’m Coming Home’, by the marquee-friendly band Jackshit.

It rocks hard, with a tasty guitar solo. I am in love with the sound the bassist is getting.

And the drummer, who apparently just climbed right off the tractor to cut his part, has a slammin’ solo, too. Click the pic for more.

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Everybody already knows about this, but just in case you’ve managed to forget, Joss Whedon’s latest project lifts off in two days.

I’ve been waiting for months for this.

Please help us to overload and crash his servers on Tuesday.

Click the pic for a preview and more info.

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