Comments on: Whatever Makes You Happy. . .

By: Unca Buzzkill

Unca Buzzkill — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 16:10:19 +0000

Unca Buzzkill Sez –

In 2008, all school boards across the U.S. will be taken over by home-schooling Christian fundamentalists who will eliminate all biology, physics, and chemistry classes and replace them with “Intelligent Design” seminars . . . and who will also eliminate traditional Physical Education classes in favor of “Self-Scourging” and “How to Stone a Harlot” electives.

In 2008, the value of the Dollar versus the Euro will slip just below that of pocket lint.

In 2008, Americans in droves will voluntarily watch the revival of “American Gladiators.”

And in 2008, Unca Buzzkill will bring the heretic Spector back into the Orthodox Pessimist fold.

By: Caroline Spector

Caroline Spector — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 20:54:24 +0000

Ken,

Pamela Anderson
John Travolta
Tom Cruise

By: Ken Houghton

Ken Houghton — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 19:58:47 +0000

“But the one thing I’m absolutely certain of for 2008 is that it’s the last year Dubya will be in office.”

I admire the optimism. Or, What Mad Said.

Btw, who is “John” in the celeb list? (The rest are Disney artists, sex-tape makers, or two years behind Shira in high school, so I can figure them out.)

By: Madeleine Robins

Madeleine Robins — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 20:25:15 +0000

Hope, we got. And a “Countdown to Bush’s Last Day In Office” wall calender to hang in the kitchen.

I like your list, Caroline. Hope you get all of the items thereon in the coming 365.

By: Bud Simons

Bud Simons — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 04:57:48 +0000

Then again, our president may declare a “state of emergency” and stay in office indefinitely. And you call yourself a pessimist.

By: Morgan J. Locke

Morgan J. Locke — Sun, 30 Dec 2007 04:49:19 +0000

Feliz an~o nuevo, dudessa!