Whatever Makes You Happy. . .
Caroline Spector
As most of y’all have figured out by now, I am not, by nature, a cheerful sort. But it being That Time of Year when everyone and their dog is making up lists of The Best, Worst, Blah-Blah-Blah of 2007, I thought, why the heck not get in on some of that action?
But, as I am in touch with the great powers of the universe, instead of looking back, I’d like to make my predictions for 2008. I’m certain I will do just as well as any other real psychic.

In 2008, all the school boards across the US will simultaneously decide that creation “science” isn’t, and will boot all references to it from classroom text books. They will also remember that one of the most basic tenets of our democracy is the separation of church and state and will start teaching that in school. But they won’t ignore the historical significance of religion, and will teach how it has affected our world — both for good and ill.
In 2008, Americans in droves will voluntarily give up their gas guzzlers for more fuel-efficient vehicles. They will also pressure the government to support real energy reform, not just crony giveaways to develop ethanol.
In 2008, Americans will demand that oversight in government be reinstated. Democrats and Republicans will drop their petty bickering and unite to clean up government, realizing, at last, that everyone loses when the government is run like a banana republic.
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