It’s Christmas Eve, and the family is gathered around the big screen TV with hot apple cider, after eating a pot of White Chili stew, cookies, and a frolicking evening of off-key caroling up and down the block.

Here’s a Christmas card zombie carol for all my fellow zombies.

To all who celebrate Christmas, have a joyous noel. To everyone, have a lovely midwinter fest of your choosing. Tell those you hold dear how much they mean to you. Be bold in love. Love your neighbor as yourself. Eat brains.