Sent to me on a news list without attribution.  Too funny not to pass on, but if you know who wrote it, let me know!

  A major research institution (probably funded by a government subsidy) has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named “Bushcronium”. Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol for Bushcronium is “W”.  Bushcronium’ s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as “Critical Morass”.

When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.

Correction: Actually…W is already taken for Tungsten…so… I would suggest the symbol be “Du” for “Dubya”

The “nucular” reaction alluded to below where Du combines with Foxnewsium (Fx) when bombarded by a moron beam yields: Du + m (morons) + Fx = DumFx which is sometimes phonetically pronounced to describe the nature of the isodope produced.

We’re off to Colorado to scatter Earl’s ashes in the mountain meadow that backed up to their retirement cabin  so I’m not too focused on the blog today.  I will leave you with this image which was sent to me in one of Earl’s many emails.