Comments on: Paperback Writer

By: Steven Gould

Steven Gould — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 17:05:55 +0000

You all are my role models.

By: Madeleine Robins

Madeleine Robins — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:40:43 +0000

I like Mahjongg. But it’s hurting my wrist and having an adverse effect upon my ability to do anything including write. O! the conflict!

By: Maureen McQ

Maureen McQ — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 03:28:30 +0000

Writing? Writing is easy. I can write pages. Reams. I can churn out prose like there’s no tomorrow.

Oh, wait. You mean stuff that other people want to read.

I’ve scrubbed my kitchen floor trying to think of what to write next that people would read. But mostly I play freecell a lot. If you took freecell off my computer I’d never write another word.

By: Caroline Spector

Caroline Spector — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 19:22:31 +0000

That’s why you need fourteen of the little suckers. They keep getting burned out.

By: Bud Simons

Bud Simons — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 18:46:33 +0000

I’ve trained the cats to do my writing for me. Took forever and most of them aren’t very good (why do you think we have so many of them?), but it beats the hell out of doing the work myself.

By: Caroline Spector

Caroline Spector — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 16:44:09 +0000

This explains so much, Denton . . .

By: Bradley Denton

Bradley Denton — Sun, 17 Jun 2007 16:17:26 +0000

What I do is, I hang upside-down and naked on the trapeze in my office until all the blood pools at the top of my brain, thus bringing it to its creative apex. And then I –

Oh, wait. You’re asking about how I WRITE.

Nemmind.