Temporary Technical Difficulties
June 7th, 2007 by 
Bradley Denton
This seems to be the week for losing your Brains.
We regret to report that Mr. Denton is unable to contribute his usual Thursday bit of grey matter due to a severe case of being Elsewhere (specifically, the Land of the Flying Monkeys).
In the meantime, let us note that on This Day in History, in 1958, The Artist Formerly Known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince was born.
We mention this to draw scrutiny to the fact that TAFKATAFKAP and Mr. Denton have never been seen in the same place at the same time. Coincidence? Happenstance?
Conspiracy?
We are not accusing. We are merely asking:
If they are NOT in fact the same person, why are they so afraid to prove it?
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9 Comments »
June 8th, 2007 at 7:29 am
Brain? Brain? What is brain??!
June 8th, 2007 at 8:53 am
I’m sorry. Until I can figure out how to pronounce TAFKATAFKAP I won’t be able to deal with conundrum of Mr. Denton’s true secret identity.
June 8th, 2007 at 10:19 am
Taf-kataf-kap. The q is silent.
June 8th, 2007 at 10:24 am
But where is the stress? (Other than upon Mr. Denton?)
June 8th, 2007 at 11:19 am
My nice friend Bradley told me once that sometimes people used to call him the name ‘Jimmy’, but he didn’t do that any more. I’m not sure what that means.
But he never said anything about being a prince. That would be so cool. Prince Bradley. Wow!
June 8th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Well, they do both kick ass musically…
June 8th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Clearly, Bradley is actually “Roger” McGuinn.
Having seen both Mr. McGuinn and TAFKATAFKAP recently, I can vouch that they are not the same person. (Significant height difference.)
Since Mr. Denton is really Mr. McGuinn, he cannot be TAFKATAFKAP. Quod erat demonstrandum.
June 8th, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Come to think of it, Bland lemon is never in the same room as Brad or Prince…. the plot thickens
June 22nd, 2007 at 6:11 pm
[...] I fear this is disturbing evidence that I am getting Older. Not that I didn’t already have plenty of other objective proof. For example, my birthday was June 7, which means I’m now 49. (Yes, I have the exact same 1958 birthdate as The Artist Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. This is probably why people keep thinking we’re the same person.) [...]