Comments on: I Am the Resurrection and the Reprint http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/ over 5 billion neurons served Mon, 23 Jan 2012 02:58:47 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: Eat Our Brains » Blog Archive » Storm Shelter http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/comment-page-1/#comment-14417 Eat Our Brains » Blog Archive » Storm Shelter Fri, 29 Jun 2007 21:11:07 +0000 http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/#comment-14417 [...] for the family as a group, not as individuals. Or maybe He’s still pissed at me about the whole I-Believe-in-Everything-Yes-Even-Scientology bit I wrote for April Fool’s Day last year. Or maybe He’s just a dick; I don’t know. What I do [...] [...] for the family as a group, not as individuals. Or maybe He’s still pissed at me about the whole I-Believe-in-Everything-Yes-Even-Scientology bit I wrote for April Fool’s Day last year. Or maybe He’s just a dick; I don’t know. What I do [...]

]]> By: Bradley Denton http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/comment-page-1/#comment-4142 Bradley Denton Sun, 25 Feb 2007 17:02:05 +0000 http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/#comment-4142 I'm an all-or-nothing kinda guy. And since I can't possibly sustain All (as in my post), I gotta go with Nothing. (In other words, y'all are on your own. But then, you always were.) Besides, I wouldn't really want to found my own religion, since that job tends to be dangerous to one's physical and mental health: Jesus was crucified; Joe Smith was shot and chucked out a window; and L. Ron wound up batshit crazy, believing his own con. If I have to recommend a religion at all, I'll stick with either Jimmy Blackburn's Mortonism and its Ten Conditional Commandments (ex., "Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother, Unless They Beith Abusive Assholes") or -- as Sara indicated -- Pastafarianism and its <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster" rel="nofollow">Flying Spaghetti Monster</a>. All hail His Noodly Appendage! I’m an all-or-nothing kinda guy. And since I can’t possibly sustain All (as in my post), I gotta go with Nothing. (In other words, y’all are on your own. But then, you always were.)

Besides, I wouldn’t really want to found my own religion, since that job tends to be dangerous to one’s physical and mental health: Jesus was crucified; Joe Smith was shot and chucked out a window; and L. Ron wound up batshit crazy, believing his own con.

If I have to recommend a religion at all, I’ll stick with either Jimmy Blackburn’s Mortonism and its Ten Conditional Commandments (ex., “Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother, Unless They Beith Abusive Assholes”) or — as Sara indicated — Pastafarianism and its Flying Spaghetti Monster.

All hail His Noodly Appendage!

]]> By: Erin O'Brien http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/comment-page-1/#comment-4112 Erin O'Brien Sat, 24 Feb 2007 16:43:56 +0000 http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/#comment-4112 I'm an effing Dentonite! Am I washed of all my sins like the Catholics after they eat the Jesus cracker? I TOTALLY need some shit like that, baby. So whadda I gotta do? I’m an effing Dentonite!

Am I washed of all my sins like the Catholics after they eat the Jesus cracker?

I TOTALLY need some shit like that, baby. So whadda I gotta do?

]]> By: Caroline Spector http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/comment-page-1/#comment-4089 Caroline Spector Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:01:45 +0000 http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/#comment-4089 Dentonites. Sounds like something your kid would come home from pre-school with. "Oooo, Jimmy has dentonites, Mrs. Blackburn. You'll need this comb and a .45." Dentonians, now there's a name . . . Dentonites. Sounds like something your kid would come home from pre-school with.

“Oooo, Jimmy has dentonites, Mrs. Blackburn. You’ll need this comb and a .45.”

Dentonians, now there’s a name . . .

]]> By: Rory Harper http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/comment-page-1/#comment-4083 Rory Harper Fri, 23 Feb 2007 20:52:16 +0000 http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/#comment-4083 Yay!!! We can all become -- Dentonites! C'mon, admit it. That' a cool name for a religion. Sounds like you get to bite people when you're feeling grumpy. Yay!!! We can all become –

Dentonites!

C’mon, admit it. That’ a cool name for a religion.

Sounds like you get to bite people when you’re feeling grumpy.

]]> By: Maureen McQ http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/comment-page-1/#comment-4082 Maureen McQ Fri, 23 Feb 2007 20:37:06 +0000 http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/#comment-4082 Look, if you start that religion thing, can I get in on the ground floor? 'Cause it seems to me that new religions are like Microsoft. If you get employed early, you can retire early as a millionaire, but the later you get in, the more its just another job. Look, if you start that religion thing, can I get in on the ground floor? ‘Cause it seems to me that new religions are like Microsoft. If you get employed early, you can retire early as a millionaire, but the later you get in, the more its just another job.

]]> By: Sara http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/comment-page-1/#comment-4081 Sara Fri, 23 Feb 2007 20:00:15 +0000 http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/#comment-4081 I am hurt, I thought you were a strict pastaferian. I guess a man has to be a little Brad to be really Good. Congrats on the book. Give Barb a hug for me, too. I am hurt, I thought you were a strict pastaferian. I guess a man has to be a little Brad to be really Good. Congrats on the book. Give Barb a hug for me, too.

]]> By: Erin O'Brien http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/comment-page-1/#comment-4076 Erin O'Brien Fri, 23 Feb 2007 17:11:33 +0000 http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/#comment-4076 I, for one, am glad to finally have a man of the cloth among us. I, for one, am glad to finally have a man of the cloth among us.

]]> By: Morgan J. Locke http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/comment-page-1/#comment-4074 Morgan J. Locke Fri, 23 Feb 2007 16:07:31 +0000 http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/#comment-4074 Great news about BLACKBURN. It's one of my all-time favorite books. Great news about BLACKBURN. It’s one of my all-time favorite books.

]]> By: Bradley Denton http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/comment-page-1/#comment-4073 Bradley Denton Fri, 23 Feb 2007 15:27:36 +0000 http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/#comment-4073 A man has to be a little Bad to be really Good. A man has to be a little Bad to be really Good.

]]> By: Steven Gould http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/comment-page-1/#comment-4072 Steven Gould Fri, 23 Feb 2007 15:12:12 +0000 http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/#comment-4072 I realized something terribly profound: If you don't have the horns, the halo won't stay on. I realized something terribly profound: If you don’t have the horns, the halo won’t stay on.

]]> By: Caroline Spector http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/comment-page-1/#comment-4071 Caroline Spector Fri, 23 Feb 2007 14:34:31 +0000 http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/#comment-4071 It's really time for you to start a religion, Denton. And I don't mean Mortonism (sp?) -- that was far too sane. No, I think you could come up some fabulous nonsense that would really get the masses going. And the sacraments would have to be chocolate and ice cream -- with a side of bacon. An All-American kind of nuttiness. It’s really time for you to start a religion, Denton. And I don’t mean Mortonism (sp?) — that was far too sane.

No, I think you could come up some fabulous nonsense that would really get the masses going. And the sacraments would have to be chocolate and ice cream — with a side of bacon. An All-American kind of nuttiness.

]]> By: Rory Harper http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/comment-page-1/#comment-4065 Rory Harper Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:37:19 +0000 http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/#comment-4065 Oh, and give Barb a hug for us, too. Oh, and give Barb a hug for us, too.

]]> By: Casey Hamilton http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/comment-page-1/#comment-4064 Casey Hamilton Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:32:30 +0000 http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/#comment-4064 I, who have been reading an awful lot of Robert Anton Wilson, of late, must commend you on your faith, Bradley. It's all true; it's all false; it's all meaningless. I, who have been reading an awful lot of Robert Anton Wilson, of late, must commend you on your faith, Bradley. It’s all true; it’s all false; it’s all meaningless.

]]> By: Rory Harper http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/comment-page-1/#comment-4061 Rory Harper Fri, 23 Feb 2007 05:15:20 +0000 http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/2007/02/22/i-am-the-resurrection-and-the-reprint/#comment-4061 Yesssss..... Jimmy Blackburn has been resurrected! He killed for our sins! The faithful have been awaiting his return. Yesssss….. Jimmy Blackburn has been resurrected!

He killed for our sins!

The faithful have been awaiting his return.

]]>