The Eat Our Brains constitution clearly states that I MUST post on Thursdays.

Trouble is, I’m empty today. Utterly. I am a drained bucket. I am the crushing void beyond the Event Horizon. I am a cornhusk from which the tamale has been removed.

In short, I got nothin’. Zippo.

Yet I am constitutionally required to post, or face God knows what sanctions. My fear is that punishment may be meted out by our Founder, which would probably mean being trapped in a painful Aikido hold for hours while being forced to listen to him sing “Louis Louis” (the unfortunate version of “Louie Louie” he learned as a youth) over and over again.

So I’m going to take a lesson from every other blogger on earth who has no worthwhile content of his or her own . . . and simply post links to OTHER, genuine content.

My twist to the ruse is that each link will be presented as a gift to one of my fellow Brainiacs, since all of these links were suggested by previous posts on this site.

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