The Dude was sick over the holidays, so instead of going out to see a movie every day of his vacation like we’d planned, I watched him play “Zelda” and snuffle. This is less attractive than it sounds.

And when he wasn’t playing Zelda, we were vegging and watching TV. Of course, it being the holidays, the pickings were slim for those of us who can only take so much Xmas cheer. This is how we ended up watching a mini-marathon of a really dreadful show called Dr.90210. (That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.)

Dr. 90210 is a reality show about plastic surgeons in Beverly Hills. And it’s about as bad you’re imaging, but in a bizarre train- wreck -can’t- stop- watching- it kinda way. First, every show featured a woman who was having some kind of breast surgery. Most of them were augmentation, but some were reconstructions. The one consistent theme in this show is that women are really, really, really unhappy with their bosoms.

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