Damned to Heck
December 8th, 2006 by 
Steven Gould
I have been darned to eternal something or other at youaredammed.com.
(At the site, put your cursor over my name.)
Hopefully I can be saved if I watch The Dr. Seuss Bible enough.
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10 Comments »
December 8th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
Ryan Somebody-or-other was damned for Eating All the Brownies.
Which seemed just.
December 8th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
There were brownies?
December 8th, 2006 at 4:39 pm
That’s very cool. I damned a couple of people, just on general principle. I mean, why not? (Wish I knew the name of the guy who sideswiped my car last week. I could damn him real easy.)
Wish I’d had a brownie…
December 8th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
Simple, while I was there I saw some damned guy whose name was Person-who-stole-my-lunch.
December 8th, 2006 at 5:34 pm
Lawrence Person was there?
He’ll do that, you know….
December 8th, 2006 at 6:47 pm
OOOooo, damn me! Damn Me! Oh, wait, I’m Jewish, never mind. Already going to hell . . .and I’m taking the brownies with me.
December 8th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
I’m half Jewish. I’m Unitarian Universalist. Can I have a brownie, Caroline? Pleeeeease?
December 8th, 2006 at 11:41 pm
Mad, did you ever see Jon Carrol’s Unitarian Terrorist Manifesto?
December 9th, 2006 at 9:57 am
If we are destined for that place for stealing brownies, I must be waaaay back on the list.
December 9th, 2006 at 10:37 am
Mad,
I’ll always share brownies with anyone I’m going to meet in Hell.